Sunday, December 20, 2009

Chipot-laway!

This week's ingredient was chipotle. And boy, was it an adventure.

Kevin is staying with me (yay!) for large portions of his Christmas break, and so he fueled my resolve along the way. It started with a harmless trip to Safeway to get groceries -- our base idea being steak tacos, with the steak marinated with chipotle chiles somehow -- and ended several hours later after visits to several other groceries. Safeway did not have chipotle chiles, not even in cans and not even in jars. Not even dried. Not even anything.

Our revised game plan was to put away our groceries and go to Ranch 99 to look for it there, as well as drop off my disposable camera at the Walgreens across the street, both of which are on El Camino near where I live. Oh, but first, we drove up El Camino to get hairball remedy for Cisco. There was a Cost Plus World Market across the street from that, so Kevin suggested we try over there. They did have dried chipotle chiles, but I thought canned/jarred ones in adobo sauce would be more fitting for making marinade, and the line was uuuuuuber long, so I decided to hold out for Ranch 99. But while we were there, Kevin was like, "I still need to find Pepsi Natural" (the new line of Pepsi that uses natural sugar instead of artificial sweeteners) and iPhoned the nearest Trader Joe's. So we continued down El Camino to Trader Joe's. They did not have either of what we wanted, but they did have chipotle salsa, and that seemed good enough to me for marinade, so I got that along with some tasty looking tortilla chips that were a mixture of rice and whole grain and other things -- they were good!

There was an Asian dollar store in the same shopping center, so we stopped in and I almost got a tea set but got a big back of straws instead. There was a Whole foods or something across the street and Kevin said, "we should just go there and check all the grocery stores in the area off our list!" but that was silly so back down El Camino towards home we went! We skipped Ranch 99 since we already had our chipotle solution, but stopped at Walgreens to drop off my disposable camera from Senior Fountain Run back in April. But lo! A Smart and Final right next to Walgreens! So we picked up a handle of tequila and some margarita mix. Oh, but the Asian supermarket nextdoor, we have to! Mostly, I wanted to check out if they had any sushi grade fish (for future culinary adventures!) and if they had this one macaroni my old roommate Patti used to make for me.

At long last, we returned home. I don't quite remember the recipe for my chipotle-marinated steak tacos, but I pretty much winged it anyway.

I mixed the sauce in sandwich bags to marinate the thin steak strips. It was probably 1/2 to 1 cup of the chipotle salsa from Trader Joe's + 2 table spoons of soy sauce. I think that was it? I marinated the steak for about an hour.

In the meantime, Kevin made margaritas -- and they were the last my blender would ever make, for Kevin fucked it up and the rubber teeth that spun the blade inside the blender, and it was no more. They were good margaritas, though?

I seared the steak while Kevin cut and grilled the onions.

We toasted the small corn tortillas on a frying pan to warm them up. Finally, the marinated and grilled steaks were sliced and added to the tortillas with the grilled onions, cilantro, and a sprinkling of grated Mexican cheese (from Smart and Final!).

Mmmmmmm so tasty! Enjoyed with strawberry margaritas!

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Shroomin'

This week was my turn to pick the ingredient. I really wanted to pick something uber nifty, but I totally forgot it was my turn until 7:44pm on Saturday, sitting in Kevin's room who I hadn't seen in 1 week (and before that hadn't seen for 3 weeks), giving me only 16 minutes to pick something and wanting to get on with my night anyway. Kevin wanted me to pick bacon. I couldn't really think of anything so I went with something pretty versatile: mushrooms. Yeah, yeah, pretty boring, but it will hopefully mean variety in the recipes the girls choose this week.

When I began my recipe hunt, I already knew, before clicking my Google search results, that I wanted to make stuffed mushrooms, because I had never made them before. I flipped through a few pages of recipes on a couple different sites, getting the idea of different things to stuff them with. I kept a few in the back of my mind when I went grocery shopping the other day and came back with what inspired me.

~Stuffed Mushrooms ~
[with bacon, just for you, Kevin!]
  • fry 4 pieces of bacon [low sodium, if you're salt conscious like I am]
    - de-grease with paper towels
    - crumble into a bowl [or use Bacon Bits, if you're a cheater]
  • while the bacon is sizzling, prepare the mushrooms -- 6 medium-sized
    - mine were from a bulk box and smelled like dirt, but I hope you're not moronic enough to forget to wash them...dry them too!
    - remove the stems from the caps/the caps from the stems (you want to keep the caps) -- I twisted and pulled, and kind of dug out whatever clung behind
  • finely cut green onions -- about 2-3 tablespoons
  • finely grate mozzarella cheese -- about 2-3 tablespoons
  • combine the crumbled up bacon, cheese, and onions


  • brush olive oil on the rounded exterior of the mushroom caps [important! do this before stuffing the mushrooms! I neglected to do so until after, which was awkward]
  • stuff the Christmas-colored mixture into the bowl of the mushrooms [and I mean really stuff -- the openings are small and you have a lot of filling! pretend you are at the mall getting Mongolian BBQ and cram as much into that bowl as you can! but be gentle -- the mushroom caps can split]


  • broil the oiled and stuffed mushrooms for 3-5 minutes, or until cheese is melted


  • serve and eat!

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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Asparagus Pee

I bought some asparagus a few days ago because it looked good and I need to eat more veggies. I forgot to thaw chicken or something to go with it, and I'm headed to LA for the weekend to see Kevin tomorrow, so I needed to eat it before it went bad. So I sauted it with garlic, salt, and some almond slivers for dinner. Bacon salt too.


Yum.

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